i got paid yesterday. now i can afford my tattoo. i can afford my tattoo like a million times over probably actually.
i was at work last night and this girl came in with her dad. maybe, even, we thought, he could have been her grandad. she was a gobby little shite and pretty young so straight away these two had our attention. she didn't even look old enough to be in the place but we i.d-ed her and she'd turned 18 recently.then the man asked to use the disabled toilet as he couldn't manage the stairs, just to give you an idea of just how old this guy was. anyway after a while these two seemed to be looking a bit too close for a daughter-daddy relationship and we were all getting a bit weirded out - are they father and daughter or a couple?. i was busying myself filling the glass washer when charlie came running run the corner and screams "I KNOW THE ANSWER NOW AND ITS NOT PRETTY". i couldn't help but have a sly look right the corner and it was true. charlie: "DON'T LOOK DIRECTLY AT IT".