stealing internet. why can't all people just let me on their network, i'm not gonna give them viruses or download pornz just check facebook and read fashion blogs. i promise guv. this better be quick before my connection goes again.
today our green bin FINALLY arrived. thanks lewisham council. you've literally never seen a group of people more happy at the prospect of recycling.
two boys have asked for my number in the past 2 weeks and neither have used it. fml.